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isabellatn said: Respondí tus preguntas pero lo draftie y no se dónde esta mi draft y me da pereza hacerlo de nuevo. Pero responderé lo más importante, en mi opinión, de las preguntas que me hiciste : Fuck-Castiel Marry-Dean Kill-Sam No me odies🙈🙈🙈🙈 jajajajaj mi ñaño me dio estas opciones

XDDDD como no sabes donde esta tu draft jajajaja y porque kill sammmm???????? Es demasiado lindo D: (y pilas con lo mas importante jajaja)

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the-lostsister-ofmischief:

This is why I love the LotR fandom.

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alilfallofrain:

raggedyanndy:

thispleasesmorbo:

spellboundsama:

THAT IS GORGEOUS

heterochromia is one of the coolest aesthetics the human body can muster

a very groovy mutation

Thank you, Charles Xavier.

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saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

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jeza-red:

I might have seen too much FFVII stuff in the last 12 h ….

jeza-red:

I might have seen too much FFVII stuff in the last 12 h ….

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Anonymous said: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

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Tagged by rucbarthatbowtiesarecooldw

Rules:

  1. Always post the rules
  2. Answer the questions the person tagged you asked then write eleven new ones
  3. Tag eleven people then link them in the post
  4. Tell them you tagged them
  5. Tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered the questions

1. What is your favorite animal and why?

I´ve always had a soft spot for canines, wolves being my favorites. The way they behave is so fascinating; their hierarchy and communication and organization is so interesting.

2. Who is your personal Super-Hero/Heroine?

That depends on how you define Super Hero, haha. If we are talking on the traditional sense, I´d say Hawkeye (both Clint and Kate), but if we include the ones that are more… neutral, so to put it, I´d go with Deadpool or the Loki from Agent Of Asgard (actually, def with Loki).

3. Do you have a favorite book?

Watership Down is an all time favorite of mine.

4. What do you think your Amortentia {Harry Potter} would be?

(Actually had to refresh my memory of Harry Potter for this)

I´m not really sure, as there is not many things (nor people) I really love, but I think my dog could count? Idk, I don´t really understand how the potion works to correctly answer this.

5. What do you (or your friends) think your Patronus {also Harry Potter} would be?

I´ve been told it wold be a bird of prey, specifically an hawk, but I think it would be a canine, probably a dog or wolf of some sort. 

6. What do you think your Animagus {also Harry Potter - I’ve been reading too much HP fanfiction, sorry} would be?

Same as the Patronus — either a hawk, or a canine.

7. How do you want to be proposed to (or if you are a guy, how would you propose)?

I… don´t know??? I think I´d like something that occurs at the spur of the moment, rather than a proposal with clear planning (like the usual ones; that is, with the ring and dinner and romantic setup and bla bla bla). Hell, I´d do with being asked in a car I think.

8. Favorite Chick-flick?

I have this general dislike for chick-flicks, but The Proposal was pretty good.

9. Do you have a favorite fanfic and why? (Name the fanfiction and the Author)

omg YES. I have lots but two are equally good and the best so I´ll name both.

The first one is Art Of The Reasoner by Tellytubby101, a Sherlock fanfic in which Sherlock is an artist instead of a detective. Despite the fact that it is an AU, it stays surprisingly close to a canon equivalent (parallel?) and it is so believable you can see it happening. I recommend it so hard that you should read it even if you haven`t watched Sherlock.

The second one, but just as good, is the Agent Loki: International Man Of Mayhem series by Alis Dee, which I would gladly link, but the author has (very sadly) taken it down, along with her account and anything and everything related. *sniff* It is a take on what would have happened if at the end of The Avengers (MCU), Fury would have kept Loki and offered him a job instead of returning him to Asgard. As far-fetched as it sounds, it is very well thought and writing, and I cannot express enough the shame it is that it is no longer available.

10. Choose: dream date or dream wedding?

Erhm, I don´t do dates, and I don´t really care much about weddings… But I guess dream wedding, ´cause it has much more weight than a date.

11. If you were stranded on an island and were only allowed to have one person with you who would it be and why (also, you are allowed three things each, name them)?

My dog is a person yes? :D? He is both useful (guard, can hunt, etc) and my loyal, faithful companion that I can cuddle <3

Things… my bow (and everything it involves), my pillow, and one of those huge Swiss Army utility knives.

New Questions:

1) What is your favorite dish? Does it hold some value to your?

2) Fuck, Marry, Kill, with a series/game/thing of your choice

3) If you could live in a fictitious world (that is, from a series or anything), what would it be and why?

4) Favorite time of the day?

5) If you could be an animal, which one would it be?

6) How do you feel about Furrys and Fursonas?

7) Do you have a favorite sport? If so, which one?

8) What type of music do you like? Name some bands and artists that you enjoy listening to.

9) If you could have any ability, what would you chose?

10) What do you think your superpower would be it you were to be a super hero or super villain?

11) Dogs, cats, or neither?

My 11 people are: 

threetinedforks

soliairs

thatdudemike

rooks-and-ravens

jokairose

kanayamaryam

isabellatn

milkedcoffee

ashenhartkrie

that-fucking-update

nadpyrope

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rucbarthatbowtiesarecooldw said: Hey! I tagged you in the question thing but, you don't have to do it if you don't want to. The post with the questions is on my blog!

:D of COURSE ill do it, just lemme search for it

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s3lene:

Slides from the Mass Effect panel at SDCC

Cool notes on the Hero’s Armor from Gamble:
-Helmet is detached from armor and made to be easy to look around in
-Belt and lights on the armor are where the player will be able to customize the armor (which is why the belts/bands are not seen in the turn around slides)
-The N7 logo on the armor
-The Hero’s race is human, but something else Gamble said hinted at other races as playable characters

Parting Thought:
-Gamble used the word “Galaxies” and a fan asked him if that meant galaxy exploration outside the Milky Way. Gamble said that he couldn’t say anything about that at this time. This is notable because it fits with other stuff he said in the presentation about the next game: emphasis on exploration, we will see new and old races, and that the new game will have the theme of “new experiences for players with a touch of the old stuff they know and love.” (Also: Mass Effect Galaxies would be a cool title)

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luanlegacy:

internetghost:

Didn’t expect that last one

this fucking website…..

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grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

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